I seem to remember reading a long time ago (probably in a pregnancy book) that part of the reason women's boobs grow during pregnancy is because of the hormones...???
So, since I'm supplementing my hormone progesterone, does that mean my boobs will grow? Oh God, I hope so!
You see, I have itty bitty titties. Like smaller than 32 A! Well, the right one is almost 32 A and the left is a bit smaller. When my milk came in after giving birth to my daughter, I woke up one morning thinking "Damn, I look like P. Anderson"! In all actuality, they were more like a 32B. Not to my surprise, they slowly started shrinking back down once my body got used to the breastfeeding schedule. "Damn it, I look like P. Perabo"!
I mean seriously, my tits and my ass are no where near proportioned.
Now don't get me wrong, my awesome husband loves 'em just the way they are.
And my kids certainly didn't complain... they were perfect bottles!
So tonight, I'm praying to the Hormone/Prometrium/Booby gods!!!
Speaking of Prometrium, my first side effect to speak of is:
diarrhea (many women get constipated from progesterone, but I'm the opposite)!
YIPEE! There's nothing better than Acid Shit! *rolling eyes*
Balance ya right
10 years ago
2 comments:
LOL you are hilarious. and omg my boobs were the SAME way. smaller than a 34 A....which is why i had to buy some Cs. much better
I would trade you any day.
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